more mobile malware madness

y'know, there are times when i'm not really a big fan of repeating myself (like when it comes to garbage masquerading as insight) but when a supposed top security [/straight face] influencer [straight face] takes a piece of techdirt trash at face value (what's next? will we be citing crackpot, errr, slashdot as an authoritative source?) what's a malware guy to do?

(if this is sounding angry it's because i finally had to unsub from techdirt a little while ago after discovering how inaccurate it is even outside the malware field)

taking the false claims and misrepresentations from the top:

1. f-secure spreads mobile malware FUD - see my previous post on the subject...
2. kaspersky spread FUD about the mobile malware threat - in the original article the kaspersky folks make it clear that you may well not be very likely to see mobile malware in your home country... the dependence on the regional market penetration of susceptible devices (smart phones) on the extent of the risk has been well established..
3. kaspersky took a news crew into a faraday cage in order to make them understand that mobile malware was a real threat - no, they took them in the faraday cage to demonstrate how cabir works...
4. cabir is only a threat when you intentionally ignore the warnings - this is the oft cited yes/no prompt that people consistently think should mitigate the mobile malware threat even though it has been well established that the 'no' button doesn't work (the worm just sends itself again immediately so the prompt comes back as soon as you hit 'no'... if you need to make a phone call your only real options are to hit 'yes' or get out of range of the other infected device because you can't use the phone while the prompt is there)...
5. kaspersky has suggested that mobile malware is common - again, read the original article, you'll find they don't make that claim at all... they do say that there are certain geographic locations where it's more common than others, though...
6. kaspersky could have just found someone with the virus instead of taking the news crew inside a faraday cage - yeah, an anti-virus company is going to demonstrate the functioning of a piece of malware that is epidemiologically equivalent to an airborne biological pathogen without the protective measures necessary to keep it from spreading beyond their control... now pull my other leg...